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Pantomime Season
Tis the season, in the UK at least, for pantomime. Pantomime for those of you that don't know is a British entertainment that acts out around Christmas time. It's a theatrical spectacle of comedy, drama, buffoonery and mild sexual innuendo. Pantomimes like Sleeping Beauty, Aladdin, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast and Cinderella. They each have the same fixed characters: the lovers, father, servants (one being crafty and the other stupid), etc.
The one drawing most media this year is called "The Diana Inquest" Of course it has the usual stock characters; a fairytale princess, a wicked stepmother and a rich prince charming and each act is just as comical as the more traditional pantomimes with each character trying to steal the show.
I haven't talked about the inquest in my blog much because like most of the country I don't think it will achieve anything, only cause more pain and heartache to William and Harry. We have already learnt from Act 1 that the princess' last words were "oh my God" That's helpful, huh? We have had the stepmother - who the princess hardly spoke to tell us that "Diana was madly in love with Dodi and was probably about to marry him" She would know, Right ?
Act 2 was her private secretary who worked a 9-5 in the office next door and who saw the princess for about hmm.. two hours a week ? Telling us that "Diana had 5 lovers" Boooooooo ! Oh, yes she did, Oh no she didn't"
Act 3 had "Fatty Soames" (as the princess referred to him) and Dodi's servant butler (is he the crafty or the stupid?)
And on and on it goes, playing to sell out crowds all over Christmas. Will it have achieved anything at the end of the inquest other than given entertainment? No, of course not! Those that think it was an accident will STILL believe it was an accident. Those that think it was murder will believe it all a whitewash (or should that be a "Wishy washy")
One thing is for sure, it's not over yet. We are still due an appearance from the most famous pantomime dame of all Widow Twankey aka. The Butler. Enter stage right William and Harry as the pantomime horse "Look behind you!" the audience yell.
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